If the AI lovefest of Google I/O 2025 had been a TV present, you could be tempted to name it It is At all times Sunny in Mountain View. (It is not, by the best way, particularly within the fog-filled month of Might, even when the corporate’s confidence in reserving an out of doors amphitheater suggests in any other case).
However this is a greater sitcom analogy for the occasion that added AI Mode to all U.S. search outcomes, whether or not we would like it or not. It is The Good Place, through which our late heroes are repeatedly assured that they’ve gone to a greater world. A spot the place every part is ok, all is because it appears, and search high quality simply retains getting higher.
Don’t be concerned about ever-present and increasing AI hallucinations right here within the Good Place, the place the phrase “hallucination” is not even used. Neglect concerning the one stay demo (amongst a dozen prerecorded ones) that went spectacularly mistaken, the place two presenters didn’t translate every others’ phrases through their Google AI glasses. Responsible AI, the focus of Google I/O 2023, went unmentioned.
Skyrocketing AI data center usage contributing to global warming? Within the Good Place, Google AI is combating international warming by serving to to pinpoint wildfires. Do not assume too laborious about that one.
And as for that entire Hollywood strike that lasted practically a 12 months, largely over creatives’ concerns about studios using AI? Fuggedaboutit. Artistic folks love AI within the Good Place — simply hearken to the testimonials from the filmmakers and musicians Google has cherry-picked!
Is Google search the Dangerous Place?
In the meantime, SEO experts warn, search outcomes proceed to worsen with AI Mode-style overviews. Based on internal memos obtained within the ongoing Division of Justice lawsuit, which the DOJ just won, Google has a perverse incentive to make them that means.
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“If customers do not get what they need the primary time, they’ve to look once more,” says Lily Ray, VP of search engine optimization Technique at Amsive, and the creator of a latest viral LinkedIn put up, Google AI Overviews Have a Major Spam Problem. “So in the event you’re serving them a number of AI overviews as a result of they’ve to look a number of occasions, Google can then say ‘we now have extra individuals utilizing AI each day.’ It is like, ‘yeah, however there is not any technique to flip it off.'”
Or to place it within the plot-pivoting phrases of The Good Place‘s Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell): “Wait a minute. This is the Dangerous Place!”
Google has a roughly 90 p.c share of the search market, in spite of everything; it will possibly afford to make the product worse by utilizing AI as long as traders preserve juicing the shares of AI-heavy firms. It might faux to appear to be the Good Place for search, whereas below the hood it is something however.
Like Eleanor Shellstrop, nonetheless, customers know what’s up. Google search outcomes have “type of develop into the laughingstock of the Web,” Ray says. “Every time Google communicates about AI Overviews, they are saying ‘our customers actually adore it.’ However then whenever you learn Google Discussion board, it is all the time like ‘how do I flip this factor off, I would like Google search again.'” (Even turning AI search off, according to one Google Forum user, does not flip it off.)
As in The Good Place, this consciousness might not do a lick of fine. If traders proceed to reward Google for frothy shows full of cool-sounding AI options, there is not any incentive for high quality management. As usually seems to be the case in 2025, we now have to get used to dwelling in separate realities.
So customers might breathe somewhat simpler figuring out that Google stock fell by 1.5 percent in the aftermath of I/O (and is down 12 p.c in 2025 as a complete). Is that sufficient to nudge the corporate to concentrate?
It might take Google I/O ranges of Pollyanna optimism to assume so. As a substitute, let’s draw our consideration to a Good Place truth you will not discover simply in AI Mode. It took demon Michael (Ted Danson) 300 years to stop resetting Eleanor’s memories each time she realized she was within the Dangerous Place.
So, only some hundred years to go earlier than Google is working for us once more. All the pieces is ok.